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10 hours ago, Thrush said:

I shall be signing in immediately! :sly: 

Have you been abused yet? 

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10 hours ago, Ice man said:

Have you been abused yet? 

No I haven't yet so you can put your wank wipes away.

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2 hours ago, Thrush said:

No I haven't yet so you can put your wank wipes away.

You will be, sooner or later. 

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29 minutes ago, Ice man said:

You will be, sooner or later. 

Is this another of your Viking fetishes?

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2 hours ago, Thrush said:

Is this another of your Viking fetishes?

It's rather one of my crusade ones. 

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15 minutes ago, Ice man said:

It's rather one of my crusade ones. 

Pervert.

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16 minutes ago, Thrush said:

Pervert.

Pagan, I'll convert you to the right way and away from your Rum, Sodomy, and Lash traditions 

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45 minutes ago, Ice man said:

Pagan, I'll convert you to the right way and away from your Rum, Sodomy, and Lash traditions 

Ashore, it's wine, women and song. Aboard it's rum, bum and concertina. :sly: 

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16 minutes ago, Thrush said:

Ashore, it's wine, women and song. Aboard it's rum, bum and concertina. :sly: 

You don't drink wine and I really doubt you can sing, and as a RM, you probably don't do women either

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8 minutes ago, Ice man said:

You don't drink wine and I really doubt you can sing, and as a RM, you probably don't do women either

You're right on the first two. Completely wrong on the third. :fu: 

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1 hour ago, Thrush said:

You're right on the first two. Completely wrong on the third. :fu: 

If you say so........:whistle:

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Boss, I've logged in but haven't got a clue what's going on or what I do. :huh2:

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12 minutes ago, Thrush said:

Boss, I've logged in but haven't got a clue what's going on or what I do. :huh2:

I'm not surprised.....:whistle:

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24 minutes ago, Ice man said:

I'm not surprised.....:whistle:

You're only jealous because I'm doing a bit of role play with Hogg. :sly: 

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46 minutes ago, Thrush said:

You're only jealous because I'm doing a bit of role play with Hogg. :sly: 

Enjoy, have fun with the role play with Scouser. It will not end well for ya 

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37 minutes ago, Ice man said:

Enjoy, have fun with the role play with Scouser. It will not end well for ya 

I've already emptied my pockets of any valuables and taken off my watch.

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8 minutes ago, Thrush said:

I've already emptied my pockets of any valuables and taken off my watch.

That won't help you from being used and abused....I might join and do that to you, it would be fun for me, I don't care how you feel about it 

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The name of the game is to start slowly. Start by mugging some low level deserters. I'll get you equipped with some weapons and armour and some spending money.

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Sent you a load of weapons and armour. ;)

 

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Don't forget to abuse him good

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11 hours ago, BossHogg said:

The name of the game is to start slowly. Start by mugging some low level deserters. I'll get you equipped with some weapons and armour and some spending money.

Yeah but I couldn't even see how you mug someone! I'll have another look later.

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If you log in, go to your items, left tool bar. Click on the plus sign beside it, that equips the item so you can use it. When you click on a username, their profile comes up, click on the gun icon, then start fight. Click pepper spray (I'll send you some) then keep clicking on the knife till the fight is over, you will then get the option to leave mug or hospital.

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5 minutes ago, BossHogg said:

If you log in, go to your items, left tool bar. Click on the plus sign beside it, that equips the item so you can use it. When you click on a username, their profile comes up, click on the gun icon, then start fight. Click pepper spray (I'll send you some) then keep clicking on the knife till the fight is over, you will then get the option to leave mug or hospital.

So essentially I'm becoming a scouser then?

I'll give the above a go shortly. :im_020:

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More like a Mancunian. ;)

 

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Come on Thrush you cunt, I've kitted you out and you haven't been back, we need to get you trained up for battle ;)

 

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18 minutes ago, BossHogg said:

Come on Thrush you cunt, I've kitted you out and you haven't been back, we need to get you trained up for battle ;)

 

He is trying to get the butt plug you "kitted" him with out. You cannot give him things like that, he does unspeakable things with his "kit" 

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I'm getting him ready for Torn battlefield not Viking battle you deviant! :D

 

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3 hours ago, BossHogg said:

Come on Thrush you cunt, I've kitted you out and you haven't been back, we need to get you trained up for battle ;)

 

I'm a very busy man don't you know. I haven't got loads of free time to play online games like you. :raz:

I'll be back on again over the next few days. :im_020:

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Good, or I'll bounty your arse off the face of Torn! :D

 

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29 minutes ago, BossHogg said:

Good, or I'll bounty your arse off the face of Torn! :D

 

You'll probably do that anyway. :sly: 

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We look after our own, its the closest you can get to the military without putting your uniform on, the banter and camaraderie in Beaver faction is great. ;)

 

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18 hours ago, Thrush said:

I'm a very busy man don't you know. I haven't got loads of free time to play online games like you. :raz:

I'll be back on again over the next few days. :im_020:

Yep, you are taking pictures and sleeps on the sofa

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45 minutes ago, Ice man said:

Yep, you are taking pictures and sleeps on the sofa

Yeah, hard work. 

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3 hours ago, Thrush said:

Yeah, hard work. 

Are you confusing a hard on with a hard work? 

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Come on Thrush, log in, I've got a job for you in my newly started company. ;) 

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Yes sorry, forgot all about it. I'll visit shortly. :im_020:

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13 hours ago, Thrush said:

Yes sorry, forgot all about it. I'll visit shortly. :im_020:

You get invited by a Scouser.........

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The job will be right up his street, it's a detective agency. ;)

 

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1 hour ago, Ice man said:

You get invited by a Scouser.........

He's going to be online grooming me. I can't wait!

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You'll be sat on my knee taking notes. :D

 

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29 minutes ago, BossHogg said:

You'll be sat on my knee taking notes. :D

 

Stop it, I'm getting a semi! :hardon:

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18 hours ago, BossHogg said:

The job will be right up his street, it's a detective agency. ;)

 

He's a traffic cop...:whistle:

15 hours ago, Thrush said:

Stop it, I'm getting a semi! :hardon:

Do you need blue pills? You got a really hard on a few years ago

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15 minutes ago, Ice man said:

He's a traffic cop...:whistle:

Who has detective skills. :im_020:

15 minutes ago, Ice man said:

Do you need blue pills? You got a really hard on a few years ago

No, I'm not as old as you. :fu: 

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1 hour ago, Thrush said:

Who has detective skills. :im_020:

No, I'm not as old as you. :fu: 

I see, they want one who can take pics? 

Still getting a hard on and not a semi when I am thinking about GND. Did I just say that? 

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