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that awkward moment when.....,,

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your finger goes through the toilet paper as youre wiping

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That is disgusting icon_lol.gif

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that's not the game. it starts with "that awkward moment when" and then you fill the rest in with something that you think is suitable. capisce?

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....you are sat, you have emptied, at which point you notice there IS no toilet paper....

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ouch, that's bad

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Certain religions do not use paper. Just thought I would mention this.

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Are those the countries that have the 'hole in the wall' system, where the cleaning finger is placed in the hole and someone on the other side hits it with a hammer?

[think this one through, folks, start with what you usually do if you hit your own finger]

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is that like a glory hole with Janet street porter on the other side?

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Sit on it?

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Like India where you hover above a hole in the ground and shit?

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Like India where you hover above a hole in the ground and shit?

Close, Pakistan in a rich home. My daughter made the mistake of asking to use the toilet! :D 

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Like India where you hover above a hole in the ground and shit?

Close, Pakistan in a rich home. My daughter made the mistake of asking to use the toilet! :D 

 I hope her aims good! icon_lol.gif

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Note the two raised stones where you stand/sit? Bucket of water to flush everything away after you have used your hand to clean your bum and used the bucket water to wash hands. No towels or paper provided. :D 

Now the shower is worse!

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That Awkward moment where you race between getting the key in the lock and pissing yourself

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That awkward moment when you take part in "traffic light grand prix" but stall when launching off the line.

(it's never happened to me I hasten to add).

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That awkward moment when you grab the hand of your missus, only to realise you've grabbed some randoms hand.

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I thought you loved me

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That awkward moment when she does something kinky and you like it

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I thought you loved me

I do, and I'll never stop loving you.

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I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!!! I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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that awkward moment when someone makes you a shit cup of tea

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That awkward moment when your mrs says its bedtime and you just want to watch babestation

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that awkward moment when you mistake your pants for your love sock

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that awkward moment when you mistake your pants for your love sock

 Shocking we have been caught out lol

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that awkward moment when you mistake your pants for your love sock

 Poor Doris icon_sad.gif. Dumped in favour of crusty pants icon_sad.gif icon_razz.gif

That awkward moment you send a 'flirty' text to a friend, instead of your other half.

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That awkward moment when you send a filthy text to your wife explaining the depravity you're going to indulge in when you get home. Then your patrol partners phone beeps, he reads the text and says, "you're not fucking doing that to me!" affraid.giflol.gif

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something like 20 odd years ago a mate of mine accidentally called our teacher mum instead of miss- that was awkward, we still remind him once in a while that is fun

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that awkward moment when you decide to chance that risky fart......and follow-through

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Like India where you hover above a hole in the ground and shit?

I was on a sleeper train going from Jodhpur to Delhi, the toilet consisted of a hole in the floor of the toilet which when you looked down you could see the tracks plus a jug on a bit of string....i refrained from going to the toilet.

S

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That awkward moment on a packed Paris Metro train when you decide to reach through the maze of bodies and reassuringly stroke the mrs hand holding the bar... and some Frenchman turns and gives you a shocked look instead!

My only excuse was that it WAS really packed tight... so tight you couldn't evenb reach in your pocket!! icon_redface.gif 

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that awkward moment when you misjudge your audience with a borderline joke and just get dodgy looks and stoney faces....taxi......

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AKA the Random moment

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That awkward moment when you promised the missus this morning that you'd cook tea tonight. Cue her text just now saying "home in 30 mins. Looking forward to tea. x" only to realise you've forgotten to do it...

HELP! lol.gif

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firstly, get off here! secondly, if it's goes ping in two mins forty five seconds it's fair game. throw in a bottle of wine and it's no hours all

around

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You've done this before, haven't you? lol.gif

A quick raid on the freezer reveals a set of M&S "dine in for two" meals. Think there's a chilled half bottle of wine in the fridge.

She was expecting fresh homemade spag bol! icon_lol.gif

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Lazy bastard!!!! You can do spagbol in 30 minutes,  I cooked my wife her favourite, tuna pasta bake - from fridge to plate in 20 minutes, with a side order of garlic bread cooking whilst I'm boiling the pasta and making the sauce. icon_razz.gif

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Lazy bastard!!!! You can do spagbol in 30 minutes,  I cooked my wife her favourite, tuna pasta bake - from fridge to plate in 20 minutes, with a side order of garlic bread cooking whilst I'm boiling the pasta and making the sauce. icon_razz.gif

Homemade garlic bread? Homemade pasta sauce? icon_razz.gif

There's no way I can make spag bol in under 30 mins! icon_lol.gif

Perhaps she'll end up having meat balls tonight (my balls affraid.gif)

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I'd hope she gets a last minute job that delays her if I was you. icon_razz.gif

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Homemade garlic bread? Homemade pasta sauce? icon_razz.gif

Easy when you've made it on a regular basis. icon_wink.gif

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I'd hope she gets a last minute job that delays her if I was you. icon_razz.gif

She'd clocked off and was texting me from the ASDA. Slightly worrying that she's driven it in 30 minutes! affraid.gif

She's rushed in and upstairs to get changed. Clearly hasn't noticed the microwave going. icon_lol.gif

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Homemade garlic bread? Homemade pasta sauce? icon_razz.gif

Easy when you've made it on a regular basis. icon_wink.gif

Sounds like you've been domesticated mate... icon_lol.gif

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No, I used to be single and fending for myself, now, I make the portions bigger to feed 2 - mega brownie points and more conjugal hows your father. icon_wink.gif

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No, I used to be single and fending for myself, now, I make the portions bigger to feed 2 - mega brownie points and more conjugal hows your father. icon_wink.gif

I'd snap you up in an instant if you were single with cookery skillz like that. icon_wink.giflol.gif

So, what's in Boss Hoggs special sauce then? icon_lol.gif

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That would be telling, it's all in the wrist action. 2901331924.gif 3318294615.gif

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your finger goes through the toilet paper as youre wiping

...what about when someone else's finger goes through the toilet paper as you're wiping your arse..?

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what about it? this is about awkward moments, not foreplay

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That awkward moment when you can't articulate your love for men in uniform so you just give them some verbal abuse instead...

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That awkward moment when you go downstairs to the toilet in the night and treat in something soft and squidgy and hope it was cat food. Then realise you don't have a cat.

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That awkward moment when you climb in the back of the van and notice there isn't any candy...

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That awkward moment when you see a phot of cute, sexy kid:

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...and realise it's Brad Pitt.

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