Guest the spice girl

that awkward moment when.....,,

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2 hours ago, BossHogg said:

Have you got a dog kennel, you should be used to being in the dog house! :D

 

No, they have beds in the house. They'll probably be sleeping more comfortably than me tonight! :28:

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4 hours ago, Thrush said:

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Ah....that went badly. Never correct your missus. :doh:

Has someone got a sofa I can sleep on tonight please? :coat:

Oops, You did it again.....

You can ask Airborne's daughter about a sofa. If that doesn't work well, I have a sofa in my dunge......basement you can use.  

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1 hour ago, Ice man said:

Oops, You did it again.....

You can ask Airborne's daughter about a sofa. If that doesn't work well, I have a sofa in my dunge......basement you can use.  

Airborne's daughter hasn't moved out from her parents house, but she does have a double bed..... :sly: 

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1 minute ago, Thrush said:

Airborne's daughter hasn't moved out from her parents house, but she does have a double bed..... :sly: 

She will be sleeping on the wet spot....(sorry Airborne) 

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i have a room  you can use...sorry,  rent.

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14 minutes ago, lost soul said:

i have a room  you can use...sorry,  rent.

Would you accept a handjob as payment? 

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8 minutes ago, Thrush said:

Would you accept a handjob as payment? 

OK, bt this is the last time!

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Cheap bastard, it's worth a hand job, a blow job and a finger up the arse at least! :D

 

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13 minutes ago, BossHogg said:

Cheap bastard, it's worth a hand job, a blow job and a finger up the arse at least! :D

 

Never even called the next day, i felt seduced and abandoned.

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13 minutes ago, lost soul said:

OK, bt this is the last time!

One handjob equals how many days rent?

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14 minutes ago, BossHogg said:

Cheap bastard, it's worth a hand job, a blow job and a finger up the arse at least! :D

 

Now you're talking.... :sly: 

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7 minutes ago, Thrush said:

One handjob equals how many days rent?

Dont pretend you dont know.. you make Mad Granny look respectable on here!

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1 hour ago, Thrush said:

Now you're talking.... :sly: 

Him not you! :D

 

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1 hour ago, BossHogg said:

Him not you! :D

 

I make him do it with the lights off and sucking on a helium balloon to raise the pitch of his voice

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Just now, lost soul said:

I make him do it with the lights off and sucking on a helium balloo to raise the pitch of his voice

Now you're just trying to make Ice Man jealous! 

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1 minute ago, Thrush said:

Now you're just trying to make Ice Man jealous! 

He was born jealous

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22 hours ago, lost soul said:

Dont pretend you dont know.. you make Mad Granny look respectable on here!

Cheeky git.I am respectable.One man at a time, no threesomes.

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Not in public anyway! :lol!:

 

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43 minutes ago, madgranny said:

Cheeky git.I am respectable.One man at a time, no threesomes.

I dont want to get anyone into trouble, but Ice Man made me say it and he gave me cash as well!

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9 minutes ago, lost soul said:

I dont want to get anyone into trouble, but Ice Man made me say it and he gave me cash as well!

Yeah, sounds like something Ice Man would say!

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6 minutes ago, Thrush said:

Yeah, sounds like something Ice Man would say!

See?

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7 hours ago, madgranny said:

Cheeky git.I am respectable.One man at a time, no threesomes.

Does having sex in front of a full length mirror count as a foursome?

Asking for a friend.

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I would never say anything like that. I would say more colorful adjectives 

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12 hours ago, The REAL Alan Marsh said:

Does having sex in front of a full length mirror count as a foursome?

Asking for a friend.

For an added twist do it in front of circus mirrors

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