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that awkward moment when.....,,

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2 minutes ago, BossHogg said:

We don't have superiors, he's a higher grade than me. :raz:

 

So what do you call him? Chief? Boss? Sir? Guv? Skipper? :raz:

(Cunt doesn't count) :lol!: 

 

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14 minutes ago, Thrush said:

So what do you call him? Chief? Boss? Sir? Guv? Skipper? :raz:

(Cunt doesn't count) :lol!: 

 

He calls him Captain Darling..

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2 hours ago, Thrush said:

So what do you call him? Chief? Boss? Sir? Guv? Skipper? :raz:

(Cunt doesn't count) :lol!: 

 

His first name. 

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1 hour ago, BossHogg said:

His first name. 

And as I keep reminding you my first is not twat!

:D

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but it suits you so well!!! :D 

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On 01/02/2018 at 18:07, BossHogg said:

He's not my line manager! We're not even in the same station, just the same area - he's from the neighbouring station.

Im going to slip him £50 to make you dance in a thong in the central reservation in rush hour on valentines day with a red rose stuck in the crack of your arse with 2 after eights melted and smeared on your nipples, as you sing "i just called to say i love you" through a ballgag

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Not gonna happen - again! :D

 

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1 hour ago, BossHogg said:

Not gonna happen - again! :D

 

Not after last time and that unpleasant incident with the trucker...!

:raz:

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9 hours ago, lost soul said:

Im going to slip him £50 to make you dance in a thong in the central reservation in rush hour on valentines day with a red rose stuck in the crack of your arse with 2 after eights melted and smeared on your nipples, as you sing "i just called to say i love you" through a ballgag

I may be a sick evil twisted individual but there isn't enough money in the world to get me to impose that on mankind!

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43 minutes ago, snafu said:

I may be a sick evil twisted individual but there isn't enough money in the world to get me to impose that on mankind!

But isn't there a part of you that actually wants to see it? :sly: 

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21 minutes ago, Thrush said:

But isn't there a part of you that actually wants to see it? :sly: 

Nope. In fact the only reaction I am experiencing is my stomach preparing to projectile vomit!

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Err, when you pack of bastards have finished pimping me out! I am here :yikes:

 

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40 minutes ago, BossHogg said:

Err, when you pack of bastards have finished pimping me out! I am here :yikes:

 

You must be up for it or you would have kept quiet instead of drawing attention to yourself!  

:im_023:

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Fuck off, I still haven't managed to get the rose thorn out after last time!!!

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2 hours ago, BossHogg said:

Fuck off, I still haven't managed to get the rose thorn out after last time!!!

We know you will do it, we are just haggling over the price now!

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34 minutes ago, lost soul said:

We know you will do it, we are just haggling over the price now!

We might get a discount.....oh this will be fun

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Get a set of cymbals as well and see the Monkey dance!

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On 05/01/2018 at 15:45, Thrush said:

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Ah....that went badly. Never correct your missus. :doh:

Has someone got a sofa I can sleep on tonight please? :coat:

Don’t try and be smart with a woman who knows her own intelligence :whistle:.

 

I play the long game rather than argue though. So when a then boyfriend got home late and I asked him if he’d had dinner, and he replied with ‘yeah, I had a baguette at work. Not much but one of those things that’s cheap, easy and happy to be kept on the side so I could go back to it when I chose to’.

The opportunity presented itself perfectly, after a very long and tiring day, for me to say ‘hmmm, sounds like the kind of women you go for. That’ll be why we aren’t working. Darling’ 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Girl*Next*Door said:

Don’t try and be smart with a woman who knows her own intelligence :whistle:.

 

I play the long game rather than argue though. So when a then boyfriend got home late and I asked him if he’d had dinner, and he replied with ‘yeah, I had a baguette at work. Not much but one of those things that’s cheap, easy and happy to be kept on the side so I could go back to it when I chose to’.

The opportunity presented itself perfectly, after a very long and tiring day, for me to say ‘hmmm, sounds like the kind of women you go for. That’ll be why we aren’t working. Darling’ 

 

 

A baguette never says no. Doesnt need warming up. And comes in many varieties

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35 minutes ago, Girl*Next*Door said:

Don’t try and be smart with a woman who knows her own intelligence :whistle:.

 

I play the long game rather than argue though. So when a then boyfriend got home late and I asked him if he’d had dinner, and he replied with ‘yeah, I had a baguette at work. Not much but one of those things that’s cheap, easy and happy to be kept on the side so I could go back to it when I chose to’.

The opportunity presented itself perfectly, after a very long and tiring day, for me to say ‘hmmm, sounds like the kind of women you go for. That’ll be why we aren’t working. Darling’ 

 

 

It's wimen double standards. :28:

I make a mistake, it's not forgotten about for about 3 years. She makes a mistake, it's my fault. :im_023:

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33 minutes ago, lost soul said:

A baguette never says no. Doesnt need warming up. And comes in many varieties

You can't beat a crispy whole grain baguette. :im_020:

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23 minutes ago, Thrush said:

It's wimen double standards. :28:

I make a mistake, it's not forgotten about for about 3 years. She makes a mistake, it's my fault. :im_023:

Is that because it is your fault? :raz::lol!: 

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1 hour ago, Thrush said:

You can't beat a crispy whole grain baguette. :im_020:

Looks like your skanky bellend

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1 hour ago, Girl*Next*Door said:

Is that because it is your fault? :raz::lol!: 

Why are her typos my mistake? :lol!: 

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53 minutes ago, lost soul said:

Looks like your skanky bellend

You shouldn't believe everything Ice Man tells you.

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4 hours ago, Thrush said:

It's wimen double standards. :28:

I make a mistake, it's not forgotten about for about 13 years. She makes a mistake, it's my fault. :im_023:

I corrected your typo

1 hour ago, Thrush said:

You shouldn't believe everything Ice Man tells you.

I only tell him the truth about you

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