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Post by BossHogg » Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:59 am

Go on make us laugh. I'll start - Everton! :D

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 12:18 pm

Not one of my normal posts, Bit more serious......

If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know, I need to borrow some chairs!

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 12:19 pm

Paedophile rapist Joseph McCann has been found guilty of 37 counts of rape against women and children.....

He is now officially the third worst McCann in Britain to ask to babysit your children!

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Post by BossHogg » Sat Dec 07, 2019 12:20 pm

You bad man! you'll probably be on duty anyway, so what are you worrying about it for? :D

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 12:30 pm

BossHogg wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 12:20 pm
You bad man! you'll probably be on duty anyway, so what are you worrying about it for? :D
I’m on earlies Christmas Day. Those of us without kids swap shifts with those that have because that’s the nice thoughtful person I am. :mrgreen:

In reality, it gets me away from Christmas dinner prep and stops me falling out with the mother-in-law before Boxing Day . :twisted:

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Post by BossHogg » Sat Dec 07, 2019 12:49 pm

I'm on earlies too, we'll have to try and meet up for a cuppa incidents allowing. ;)

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 1:10 pm

BossHogg wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 12:49 pm
I'm on earlies too, we'll have to try and meet up for a cuppa incidents allowing. ;)
Only if you’re buying. :P

Sounds like a plan. 8-)

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:56 pm

I just donated £50 to an LGBT group.

I really hope it helps them find a cure.

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:00 pm

Well my Katie Price advent calendar is a massive disappointment.....

It's only got 2 massive flaps and the chocolate that came out of it is proper fucked!

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Sat Dec 07, 2019 11:01 pm

ITV are set to rename their flagship reality show to better reflect its true premise

I'm A Pointless Love Island Dickhead... Get Me Out Of Here! Starts soon.

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