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Post by TangoOscar31 » Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:57 am

Studies suggest that 50% of Americans will be obese by 2030

They really think they can get it as low as that?

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:37 am

"Jess Phillips says it would be 'embarrassing' for a man to win Labour leadership and suggests Sir Keir Starmer should quit contest"

It would be far more embarrassing for Starmer to lose to a woman. Especially a cunt like her.

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:38 am

I went to a friend's wedding and whispered to a guy next to me, "The bride is a right ugly dog."

"Do you mind? That's my daughter you're talking about."

"I'm really sorry, I didn't know you were her father."

"I'm not. I'm her mother."

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:12 am

I've decided to turn vegan....

After all, I'm a cunt to everyone online, so why not have a reason?

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:15 am

On the trains: "See it, say it, sort it"......

Except in Liverpool of course where it's, See it, steal it, sell it.

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Post by Ice Man » Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:46 pm

TangoOscar31 wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:12 am
I've decided to turn vegan....

After all, I'm a cunt to everyone online, so why not have a reason?
Go for it! You will be an annoying vegan traffic cunt

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:57 pm

Ice Man wrote:
Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:46 pm
Go for it! You will be an annoying vegan traffic cunt
Until it’s breakfast time and I have a craving for a bacon roll. :twist:

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:00 pm

Why do pigeons fly upside down over Liverpool?

Because there's nothing worth shitting on.

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:03 pm

There's always one dickhead you have to work with.

Shit....I'm self employed!

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Post by BossHogg » Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:35 pm

TangoOscar31 wrote:
Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:03 pm
There's always one dickhead you have to work with.

Shit....I'm single crewed!
That's better for you. 👍

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