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Re: Jokes.

Post by Ice Man » Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:33 pm

TangoOscar31 wrote:
Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:30 pm
The Crown Jewels are kept there.
And you are saying that to a Viking?

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:44 pm

If you get emailed a link called free teen porn,dint opin it!

It a virus wich daectivates yuor smalchek and mukes up four riting,i also reciebed it gut lucily i dont witch porn,so i dint opin it,plaese war, gour freinds,tanks mery luch.

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Post by Ice Man » Sun Jan 12, 2020 4:19 am

TangoOscar31 wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:44 pm
If you get emailed a link called free teen porn,dint opin it!

It a virus wich daectivates yuor smalchek and mukes up four riting,i also reciebed it gut lucily i dont witch porn,so i dint opin it,plaese war, gour freinds,tanks mery luch.
Stop wanking!

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Re: Jokes.

Post by TangoOscar31 » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:32 am

Ice Man wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 4:19 am
Stop wanking!
I haven’t started. :mrgreen:

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:58 pm

I like how we say "vegan" now instead of "eating disorder"

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Post by Tim » Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:51 am

TangoOscar31 wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:58 pm
I like how we say "vegan" now instead of "eating disorder"
‘Like’
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:55 am

"Kate and Megan haven't spoken for months"

I wish I'd married a woman like that.

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:56 am

I've just come through a week of having the Norovirus...

All I can say is my toilet has PTSD!

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Post by Lifelong Experiences » Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:45 am

I went into the barbers yesterday and said “can I have my hair cut like Tom Cruise?”, so he gave me a cushion to sit on. :eek:

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Post by Lifelong Experiences » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:10 am

A friend of mine sent me this... worth sharing if you are a pet owner.
■Be warned if you're thinking of signing up to any charities this new year.

I was paying £3 a month to the Cats Protection League.

I only missed a couple of payments but they still came round and broke both it's front legs.■

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