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Post by TangoOscar31 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:25 am

Weird: People in my office have started naming the food in the company fridge. Today I ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:25 am

Female directors are snubbed for the Oscars....

Should never have arrested Harvey Weinstein!

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:40 am

So the Queen will allow Harry and Meghan to split their time between the UK and Canada.

It’s probably best to spread the royal family around to prevent more inbreeding!

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Post by Ice Man » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:15 pm

TangoOscar31 wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:40 am
So the Queen will allow Harry and Meghan to split their time between the UK and Canada.

It’s probably best to spread the royal family around to prevent more inbreeding!
See ya in the Tower of London, it will be fun

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:51 pm

Ice Man wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:15 pm
See ya in the Tower of London, it will be fun
Her majesty doesn’t do that to her military officers. :mrgreen:

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Post by Ice Man » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:52 pm

TangoOscar31 wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:51 pm
Her majesty doesn’t do that to her military officers. :mrgreen:
She would if she were aware of how you are

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Thu Jan 16, 2020 1:45 pm

Ice Man wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:52 pm
She would if she were aware of how you are
I think she has more pressing matters to deal with at the moment. :mrgreen:

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Post by Ice Man » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:13 pm

TangoOscar31 wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 1:45 pm
I think she has more pressing matters to deal with at the moment. :mrgreen:
Yep, William's half brother is moving to Canada

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Post by TangoOscar31 » Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:01 pm

Ice Man wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:13 pm
Yep, William's half brother is moving to Canada
You definitely can be beheaded for treason. :twist:

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Re: Jokes.

Post by TangoOscar31 » Fri Jan 17, 2020 2:23 pm

There's a long queue for the Mobile Breast Screening Unit in the car park.

Not only am I the only bloke in it, I'm also the only person carrying popcorn and tissues.!

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