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Lost soul wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:01 pm
A Spotted Dick?
Aye sounds about right.
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I was wondering how big the new London Nightingale Hospital is.
The newsreader explained that it was bigger than Terminal 5 at Heathrow.
That's really helpful.
A building I've never seen is slightly larger than another fucking building I've never seen.
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At least I'm not one of these disgraceful parents who doesn't give a fuck about their kids running around feral while the lockdown is in place.

All mine are in safe, in care.
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Why do people think ET is a feminist?

Because he looks like one!
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I walked into Asda earlier, with the left cup of a bra tied over my nose and mouth.

The greeter laughed and said, 'Oh well, at least you're taking the Coronavirus threat seriously!'

I replied, 'Coronavirus?' :twist:
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What does Coronavirus and Robert Peston have in common.

It makes the country all together say “Oh fuck off!”
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TangoOscar31 wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:27 pm
At least I'm not one of these disgraceful parents who doesn't give a fuck about their kids running around feral while the lockdown is in place.

All mine are in safe, in care.
Havent you got a basement? you pauper!

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Lost soul wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:32 pm
Havent you got a basement? you pauper!
I’ll ask the household staff if we have one.
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TangoOscar31 wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:40 pm
I’ll ask the household staff if we have one.
aka the gimp!

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Lost soul wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:45 pm
aka the gimp!
You’re calling my missus a gimp?
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