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I noticed my scouse neighbour climbing in through his upstairs window.

"Forgotten your keys?" I called.

"No," he replied. "Just keeping my hand in."
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Elderly woman next door made a right racket last sunday when all her kids and grandchildren came round for mother's day.
Must have been 20 in the house, the adults all shouting loudly over the kids all screaming and running around .

Last night the cunt kept us awake all night with her persistent coughing.

Fucking selfish bitch.
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There are always alternatives if you can’t go out to go to the Gym,

So instead I google 'Women in Yoga pants' on my laptop.
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As Lord Bath's health deteriorated, his family made the difficult decision to pull the plug.
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The ICU ward have stated if Boris' condition worsens, they will comply with his wishes....

and put him in a ditch!
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Good news for anyone dying of Coronavirus.....

There's Pussy Galore in heaven!
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I’ve just reported the passengers of the Sunshine Bus to the police for licking the windows!
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Good to see all the women are socially distancing their car tyres at least 2 meters from the white lines in the supermarket car park today!
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TangoOscar31 wrote:
Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:07 pm
I’ve just reported the passengers of the Sunshine Bus to the police for licking the windows!
Otherwise known as the TSU crew bus! 😆😆😆
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Staff at St Thomas' have reported Boris Johnson is looking bloated, sweaty, generally disheveled and talking incoherently.

A Spokesperson said..

"It's encouraging to see him look like his old self again."
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