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Not much has changed for me, since the lockdown...

I’ve been avoiding people, not making eye contact and telling them to get the fuck away from me, for years, before it was so fashionable.
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So this week we have had Clap for kids, clap for Boris at 7pm Tues, sing Vera Lynn songs at 9pm Weds, Clap for carers at 8pm Thursday...

When is "let the keyworkers get a nights sleep"?
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Since the lockdown, I haven't been to work or seen my children in 3 weeks.

Is this what it feels like to be a Scouse man?
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I can't get shut of my fucker, he's been furloughed and stuck at home during lockdown, I'm fucking glad to go to work! 😆
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BossHogg wrote:
Thu Apr 09, 2020 12:56 pm
I can't get shut of my fucker, he's been furloughed and stuck at home during lockdown, I'm fucking glad to go to work! 😆
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Ice Man wrote:
Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:43 pm
You can't be a real Scouser, your lad knows who his dad is
And they both have jobs. :mrgreen:
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TangoOscar31 wrote:
Thu Apr 09, 2020 3:28 pm
And they both have jobs. :mrgreen:
Getting paid for something, yes....

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Ice Man wrote:
Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:43 pm
You can't be a real Scouser, your lad knows who his dad is
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TangoOscar31 wrote:
Thu Apr 09, 2020 3:28 pm
And they both have jobs. :mrgreen:
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Subject: Irish Mirror


After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin.

In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it.

Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him.

'How 'bout that! he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of my Fadder....'

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishing, he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of his many trips to the shed. So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's running around with.'

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